Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

What do cheerleaders say after sex?

"Thanks, guys!".