Until I Met A Guy Who Had No Feet...

A guy wakes up in the hospital: "Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

Doc: "That's because we amputated your arms."

Where does a one-legged waitress work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Ilene

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.

So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."

Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?

Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.