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Still Not My Type Of Girl

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 10 January 2015; Hits: 2212

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

Forty-five pounds.

A Real Blonde

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 January 2015; Hits: 2419

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

Don't Need A Forklift For This One

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 January 2015; Hits: 1916

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

A Penis Enlarger That Really Works

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 January 2015; Hits: 1818

My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.

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And Now I'm Outta Here

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

Cause We're Trading Places

After dinner last night my wife looked at me with those eyes of hers and sweetly asked: "Honey, is it OK if we change positions tonight?" "Sure" I replied.

"Great" She said, "You do the dishes and I'll go sit on the couch and fart!"

And that's when the fight started...

Rabbi And The Priest

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.