Every Frickin' Joke

The King and The Queen

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 25 June 2017

Hits: 2017

My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.

Not A Fair Trade

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 24 June 2017

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My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"

And that's when the fight started...

Ruled By A Dictator

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 23 June 2017

Hits: 1679

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

Turned That List Into a Rap Sheet

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 22 June 2017

Hits: 1846

Why did Santa get arrested?

He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!