Why did Santa get arrested?
He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
This cute gal is on the psychiatrist's couch. She says, "Doc... you gotta help me. I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck all of my employers."
The psychiatrist says, "Hmm .. I see... ever work as a receptionist?"
