Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"
I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."
And that's when the fight started...
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
