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How to Flirt with Women Using Internet Comments

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 30 April 2015
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Another hillarious episode of Booze Lightyear from Ray William Johnson. Comments on the internet can be so mean, so innappropiate, and sometimes so true! Errr....

Classic Equals Three Compilation (June 2012 -- Part 2)

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 29 March 2015
Hits: 1674

These classic Equals Three compilations coming out every week are really hitting the spot. Hillarious!

I Pay My Bills! #geeklove

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 27 January 2015
Hits: 1800

Nice editing! Funny!

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An Incident In The Waiting Room

An old man walked into a doctor's office to find a crowded waiting room. When he approached the front desk the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, how may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he said out loud.

The receptionist became irritated and admonished the old guy, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say such things in that fashion."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he answered.

"Because" replied the receptionist. "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of strangers. You should have been more delicate and said somehting like 'there's something wrong with my ear.' Then you could have discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

"Ah... I see." said the old man. Then he proceeded to walk out of the office. waited several minutes and returned. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Yes?"

This time the old man stated "There's something wrong with my ear". The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the old man replied!!!

Hide Your Cows!

My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"

And that's when the fight started...

I'll Have The Same

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After takeoff the stewardess came to take the drink orders. The Irishman asked for a whiskey. When she asked the Mormon if he'd like a drink he replied in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman grabs the stewardess by the arm and says, "Instead of the whiskey, can I have what he's having. I didn't know I had a choice!"

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