Nice editing! Funny!
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."
She asked: "How do you know?"
I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."
And that's when the fight started.
