Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
