Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I'm elected.'"
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
