These classic Equals Three compilations coming out every week are really hitting the spot. Hillarious!
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"
She said: "Great, pour me some."
And that's when the fight started...