Classic Equals Three Compilation (June 2012 -- Part 2)

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These classic Equals Three compilations coming out every week are really hitting the spot. Hillarious!

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All In Due Time

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he told her with a wink.

That evening, he came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Excited, she opened it to find her gift - a paperback book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."

And that's when the fight started...

What's That In Your Pants

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

One For Just About Everything

If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?

A liquor license.