These classic Equals Three compilations coming out every week are really hitting the spot. Hillarious!
The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"
She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."
And that's when the fight started...
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."