Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

You should never make jokes about vaginas...

Period.

What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you cum and when she leaves.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.

"Won't that knock my teeth out?"

If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?

A blowjob.

Easy To Figure Out