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The Dick Joke

High art... from a low place.

Why are dicks like fish?

You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.

What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."

She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

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