Not The Best Choice

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?

Blew 'em all.

One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.

I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."

And that's when the fight started...

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.