Just Plain Funny

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What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

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Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"

Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."

"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife."

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

What do women think about during sex? That depends...

The prostitute thinks: "That's all."

The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"

The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Keep it Safe