What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."
The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"
His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
