What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
