When's the best time to put out the cat?
When it's on fire.
Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."
One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"
"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
