If a guy and a girl need a marriage license what do lesbians need?
A liquor license.
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots & starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had." The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
