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Can You Give A Date To This?

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How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

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Nude In Front Of The Mirror

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

And that's when the fight started...

Bless You

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

What Are You Worried About?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.