Can You Give A Date To This?

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.