What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...
