What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!
How do you know if your wife's dead?
You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
