One Or The Other For Sure

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If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

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My wife was angry. She said: "It's unfair! A guy can screw a different girl every week and he's considered a stud. But if a girl screws even two guys in a year she's called a slut."

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A little Native American boy asks the chief how babies in their tribe get their names.

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