Wardrobe Selection

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?

Don't fuck with them.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.