Some Bad News

Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"

"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.