What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!
