What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"
I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."
And that's when the fight started...
Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
