What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
