What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.
They're hiring.
Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
The phone rings and Mrs. Johnson answers. A voice breathing heavily on the other end says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."
She replies, "Yeah, he's watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
