What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
