What's In That Tackle Box

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?