What's In That Tackle Box

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?

All Ken's stuff.