What's In That Tackle Box

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.