What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
"Forgive me, Father, I was fucking my wife and fantasized she was a nun."
"My son, sometimes when I fuck a nun I fantasize it's your wife."
