What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
Difference between a friend & a real friend?
A friend helps you move. A real friend helps you move a body.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
