What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
My wife tried to goad me, "Our next door neighbor tells me her husband can make love to her 3X a day. Why can't you do that?"
I told her, "Because she always says, 'No, we might get caught.' "
And that's when the fight started...
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
