Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #756

Pillow Fight

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 September 2015; Hits: 2326

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Time For The Wife To Get A New Job

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 September 2015; Hits: 2172

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 September 2015; Hits: 2374

Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

This Will Drive A Woman Crazy

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 05 September 2015; Hits: 2906

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

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Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

Those Red Heads

Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Viva Las Vegas

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you for free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

And that's when the fight started...