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Category: Dick Jokes
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1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife suggested we go to a marriage counselor to work on our relationship. I said sure. We get there and the therapist asks me to tell how I felt.

I said: "I knew right from the beginning our marriage wouldn't work. I'm an Aquarius and she's a cunt."

And that's when the fight started...

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

Category: Just Plain Funny
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The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

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Make Sure It's Tight

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Best Way To Go

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

No Advice Needed

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady walked up, saying: "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."