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What's On TV?

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 08 October 2014; Hits: 2063

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

A Guy At The Bar

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 October 2014; Hits: 3087

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."

Researchers Have Discovered

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 October 2014; Hits: 2806

Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.

Do you know what they sing?

I didn't think you did.

Old Guy Visits the Doctor

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 05 October 2014; Hits: 3022

Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."

"So... what's the problem?"

"I don't get up until 9."

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Not Just A Kid's Game

Two gay guys live together. The first guy says, "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you."

The second guy asks, "What if I can't find you?"

His roomy tells him, "I'll be behind the piano."

Small Design Difference

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

No Guarantees in the After Life

My wife and I were having a discussion about heaven. I told her she shouldn't worry 'cause she'll never get there. She asked: "How can you say that?"

I told her: "Because dragons never fly above 8,000 feet."

And that's when the fight started...