Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #1092

Union Rules

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 November 2014; Hits: 2443

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Question About A Blonde

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 November 2014; Hits: 2737

Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?

Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Home Cookin'

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 15 November 2014; Hits: 1728

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

Advice From Dad

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 14 November 2014; Hits: 2630

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

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A Lot On The Side

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

Rather Have A Puppy

Little Johnny is walking along with his father and they pass two dogs that are going at it. He says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' over there?"

His father says, "Er... son, they're making a puppy."

That night, Little Johnny walks past his parents bedroom, and the old man's giving it to the old lady. Little Johnny says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' now?"

His father says, "Er...son, we're making you a baby brother."

Little Johnny says, "Well, flip her over. I'd rather have a puppy."

Just Beat It

What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.