Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.
Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.
A guy in a bar stands up & says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up & says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
How to have rodeo sex: Flip her over on all fours, start bangin' her doggie style, call her by her sister's name, and try to hang on for 8 seconds.