Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 1469

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.

While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."

The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."

A drunk walking home one night staggers into a tree. He backs up, takes a step, and runs into the tree again.

Two more times he bumps into the tree, then curses: "Great. I shoulda been home 2 hours ago, and here I am lost in the damn forest."