Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 1448

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?

Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."

And that's when the fight started...