Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.
The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."