Our friends over at Barely Political have put together this amazing video to help a man take care of his old d*ck!
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.
