Our friends over at Barely Political have put together this amazing video to help a man take care of his old d*ck!
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
