And that's when the fight started...
I'm just sayin... that's all.
- Hits: 2681
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She wasn't happy with what she saw, so she said: "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I told her: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"
And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2059
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 2162
Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
This year I didn't buy her anything..
When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's when the fight started...