A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.

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I'm just sayin... that's all.

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My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."

I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."

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My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

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My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.

I told her:  "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."

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Flowers For Valentines Day

My wife called me on Valentines Day and said, "Three of the girls here in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they received flowers."

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Always Know What To Say

What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?

"Honey, I'm home."

Take the Plea

Judge Calloway's court docket was too full.
 
So he knocked the sodomy charge down to "following too close."