Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200 Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liqour cabinet.

A car salesman sits down at a bar next to a hooker.

He orders a drink and says: "If I don't sell some cars I'm going to lose my ass."

The hooker looks at him and says: "Yeah... well if I don't sell some ass I'm gonna lose my car."

Not So Difficult After All