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Not So Difficult After All

Created: 27 July 2017
Hits: 2660

Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

It's How They're Packed

Created: 19 July 2017
Hits: 2810

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

Every Day is Ironing Day

Created: 18 July 2017
Hits: 2731

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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Too Old For That

A ninety-year-old guy is walking by a lake when he hears, "Hi, there." He looks down, and it's a bullfrog.
He picks it up, and the frog says, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
The old guy unzips his bag, puts in the frog, and starts to zip it back up. The frog says, "What are you doing?"
The old guy says, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

It's Obvious When You Think About It

What do you call a rabbit with no feet?

Unlucky.

Eyeglass Problem Solved

What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?

Take them off next time.

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