Just Plain Funny

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Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?

Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.

So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."

And that's when the fight started...

Why don't Canadians attend orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.

A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"

The partner tells him, "No."

So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."

Not So Difficult After All