We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
How do men sort out their laundry?
Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.
"Six-thirty."
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
