I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."
Today was no exception.
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
