I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're too bitter.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
