Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm.
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"
Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."
And that's when the fight started...
