A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the pool."
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
