Passing The Time

Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?

Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"

Husband: "I do."

And that's when the fight started...

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table has no balls.

The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.