What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
