Every Frickin' Joke - Results from #480

20/20 Is More Than Plenty

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 10 June 2016; Hits: 2218

I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

I said: "Yeah, but I do."

And that's when the fight started...

Never Too Old

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 June 2016; Hits: 2380

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons when a guy in a raincoat walks up and flashes them.

Two of them had a stroke. The third one's arms were too short.

Easy Question

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 June 2016; Hits: 2492

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.

Things Are Tough All Over

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 June 2016; Hits: 2292

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

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Doggie Style

A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"

"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."

Not A Total Loss

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

Lesson Soon Learned

Cop pulls a guy over at 3am: "Where you going at this hour?"

Guy says: "To a lecture on alcohol abuse, its effect on the human body. And the dangers of smoking & staying out late."

"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife."