Tis The Season

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 18 December 2014; Hits: 1397

What better way to get into the holiday spirit than with this Xmas Parody Song: "Bill Cosby the Rapist"

Happy Holidays and to all a good night (at least that's what he said...)

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