This is an old one, and perhaps a bit over the top, but really funny!
Your stock went down!
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
What do a condom & a coffin have in common?
You cum in one, go in the other & they both contain stiffs.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.
