This is an old one, and perhaps a bit over the top, but really funny!
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What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?
"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
