Good banter, eh?
I think I know the answer... but I'm gonna ask it anyway, Would you rather meet your girlfriend in the park or park your meat in your girlfriend? Just what I thought!
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...
