But this video is!
My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
And that's when the fight started...
A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"
"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."
My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"