How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
