A Snap Diagnosis

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Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

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"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

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The guy behind him says: "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

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