How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."
"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.
