How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."
The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."
"I know how to fuck him, mom," the daughter interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."
