How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
Why'd the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
