Everything Looks Bigger On Camera

A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."

And that's when the fight started...

So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"

What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.